I am not as Significant as you are
My thought process and way of life is inferior to yours
I am unattractive and not very good with women
I am poor and black and chinese and canadian all at once

My facial hair is poorly maintained
I often misspell words and cannot punctuate correctly
I jump around and then prone and shoot people with a mauser irl
I have stolen alot of bycicles
I am the BB-gun Bandit
there, now anytime you get angry at me for being me, you can come here and read this and smile. now PLEASE can you all back the fuck off my nutsack now?